100 Questions No One Asks

Hey guys! Today I thought I’d throw it back with a good old fashioned tag, so today I’m answering the 100 questions that no one ever asks! I don’t want to make this intro too long because this post is super long itself, so here we go!

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

I don’t have closets in my room, but they would be closed when I sleep, seems creepy to keep them open.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

I don’t, don’t really feel compelled to

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Tucked in at the bottom of the bed, untucked everywhere else

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Never ever

5:  Do you like to use post-it notes?

Sometimes, they can have their uses, but I only really use my ‘Crap’ ones.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

I only ever have/use McDonalds and Subway coupons, so there’s that

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

What kind of sadist question is this?! A swarm of bees, I guess?!

8: Do you have freckles?

Nope

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Not always, obviously some pictures call for hilarious poses

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Probably just when people are unrelentingly negative, who has the time/energy for that?!

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

I do! Is this an actual thing that other people do too?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DO IT TOO

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

I have not

13: What about pooped in the woods?

I also have not, but I don’t think I’ve ever been in the woods

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Almost always

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

I think I do when I’m stressed about something

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

No people, only cats

17: What size is your bed?

I’ve got a double bed

18: What is your Song of the week?

My song for this week is going to be Big Sean’s IDFWU

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Of course

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

If Fam Guy counts then hellz yas

21: What’s your least favourite movie?

Alvin & The Chipmunks, The Squeakquel

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

Incredibly sneaky, well done.

23: What do you drink with dinner?

Diet Lemonade is my drink of choice

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Ketchup, BBQ sometimes to change things up

25: What is your favourite food?

See above.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

The Great Gatsby, Fight Club, Coraline, Deja Vu, Most Disney films too

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Ginger drooled on me earlier, does that count?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

I was not

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

I’d like to think I’d have to confidence to do something like that, but probably not

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

I can’t remember, maybe during school?

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

I don’t know where oil goes in a car, so no.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

No I have not

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Yes I had to push my Dad’s car once.

34: Favourite kind of sandwich?

Chicken salad

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Bacon

36: What is your usual bedtime?

No earlier than 12

37: Are you lazy?

Almst nevr

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

A pumpkin

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

I’m a woodpig

40: How many languages can you speak?

5

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

No I don’t

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Lee logs, for sure

43: Are you stubborn?

No. You don’t want to fight me on this one.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

I don’t watch either, so I have no preference.

45: Ever watch soap operas?

I like to have them on in the background if I’m working.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Only if there’s a risk of falling.

47:Do you sing in the car?

Almost always.

48:Do you sing in the shower?

Almost always.

49: Do you dance in the car?

Almost always.

50: Ever used a gun?

No.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

12th Feb

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Absolutely not.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

When you get older, yes.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

I haven’t.

55: Favourite type of fruit pie?

Blackberry?

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Chiropractor

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Not really, unless they try to talk to me.

58 : Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Occasionally, yes.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

I don’t

60: Wear slippers?

Almost always.

61: Wear a bath robe?

Almost always.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Fleecy, flannel, cat pyjamas.

63: First concert?

Maybe a Christmas tribute to the Blues Brothers.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

I think Target would be for me.

65: Nike or Adidas?

I definitely don’t have a preference.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts for me, sunflower seeds for a gerbil.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

I hadn’t, but I love that they’re Swedish.

69: Ever take dance lessons?

I’ve been to 2 salsa classes, so I guess you can say I’m a professional.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Well he’s currently working as an illusionist, so I’d assume he’ll continue doing that.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Yes

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

I have never entered a spelling bee.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Almost always.

74: Own any record albums?

I do have quite a few from my parents.

75: Own a record player?

I don’t, but I would love to!

76: Regularly burn incense?

Nooooo!

77: Ever been in love?

Once or twice.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

KP or Beyonce

79: What was the last concert you saw?

I can’t remember

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

HOT TEA DAMMIT

81: Tea or coffee?

Tea usually, coffee when desperate.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Sugar

83: Can you swim well?

Well, I can swim.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Not underwater

85: Are you patient?

Depends on what I’m waiting for

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

A band would be lovely

87: Ever won a contest?

I have! I won tickets to see Derren Brown!

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

Maybe if the future calls for it, who knows

89: Which are better black or green olives?

No olives.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

I can french knit!

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Living room.

92: Do you want to get married?

Not to my living room.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

25 years

94: Who was your HS crush?

I didn’t have one

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Almost always.

96: Do you have kids?

11

97: Do you want kids?

Maybe when I’m older

98: What’s your favourite colour?

My favourite colours are orange and lahhhhhhhhhvender.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Sawyer and My.

100. Something that happened to you in middle school.

Well when I was in ‘middle school’ (that’s years 6-8 for us in the UK) one of my friends smashed a window at school by throwing a ball at it.

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That’s it for this tag, I hope you guys enjoyed it, you definitely deserve a prize for making it to the end!

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